Monthly Archives: February 2016

I am in league with Satan already

Have you seen The Witch? It’s about some pilgrims getting cast out of the village, or whatever, and then they gotta hack out on their own. Point is that shit goes down hill in a fucked up manner. The trailer … Continue reading

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“It was a bar staff oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife…”

Monkey. With. A. KNIFE.

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I’m not Moses with the stone laws here

St. Patrick’s day is less than a month away, not even a full month, just cause it’s a leap year Feb doesn’t get to call itself a real month because it has another measly 24 hrs attached to it. Which … Continue reading

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the freak factor

I love a good animal rampage story. For example, there was an elephant knocking stuff over in India! There’s a bit of underwhelming video in the story, but the picture of the wacky pachyderm getting craned is totally worth gawking … Continue reading

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Did you know you can review churches as well as fried chicken places?

I like to read yelp reviews, because I am a sad shell of a human being. Did you know you can review churches as well as fried chicken places? Here’s one for Our Lady of the Holy Significance: One star. … Continue reading

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