Monthly Archives: June 2016

What’s the equivalent of pulling a muscle, but for your voice? I’m pretty sure that just happened to me earlier as I drove home/sang along to Queen. The combination of lack of water, terrible pizza, and talking to people all … Continue reading

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You know how much gorillas cost?

According to the Indian Express a monkey wandered into a jewellery store and stole a bunch of shit. Now, if you told me that the first thing that would come to mind would be, “It’s gotta be part of a … Continue reading

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