Category Archives: haha

Bigfoot’s biggest fans

Ever since I was a little kid I’ve been fascinated by cryptids and the world of cryptozoology. The world is so full of weird and wonderful creatures, from chameleons that fit on the tip of your thumb, to whales with … Continue reading

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Yeah, I can see, but it is terrifying

Into the Wild is an in depth look into the journey of Chris McCandless/Alexander Supertramp. It also chronicles a few other adventurers who may have met similar ends and what drove them in their seeking. The movie, from what I … Continue reading

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Heavy metal scatting

I put myself through Queen of the Damned a few days ago. I thought it was going to be a non stop laugh riot, the first scene is laugh inducing, but it felt like it lasted 3 hours. It’s not … Continue reading

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Certified Ramones

Joey Ramone Johnny Ramone Dee Dee Ramone Tommy Ramone Marky Ramone Richie Ramone C.J. Ramone Elvis Ramone Linda Ramone Rodney Ramone Wolfy Ramone Chuck Ramone Tony Ramone Prescott Ramone Baby Ramone Pinkie Ramone Kabir Ramone Charlie Ramone Immanuel Ramone Phoebe … Continue reading

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designated daddies

AW SHIT! It’s the vernal equinox, you know what that means? Wait, you actually don’t? Were you raised by wolves? Today is the day one traditionally picks a fight with a vicar! Come on now, it’s the great spring time … Continue reading

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Drink away our wherewithal

Last week was Chicago’s St. Patrick’s day party weekend. But I’m feeling a little festive anyway, so here’s the traditional St. Pat’s eve poem for your enjoyment Twas the night before St Pats, when all through the bar Not a … Continue reading

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tell me what the deal is or pour some salt on me

I’m going through my books in an attempt to cut down on my sheer amount of stuff. For whatever I’m reading I usually end up using whatever is at hand for a bookmark. Paint swatches, fliers, pages from notepads, a … Continue reading

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one of the conjoined twins is evil

The store I work at is closing so I get a bunch of people coming in all day asking if the store is closing, because apparently those big yellow signs that read “Store Closing” are just some kind of gag. … Continue reading

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a solider on the front lines of the war against xmas

Just yesterday, in a moment of self censorship, or maybe tact. Perhaps just out of not wanting to be a bummer I erased a whole section calling into question the story about a terminally ill boy dying in Santa Clause’s … Continue reading

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You know how much gorillas cost?

According to the Indian Express a monkey wandered into a jewellery store and stole a bunch of shit. Now, if you told me that the first thing that would come to mind would be, “It’s gotta be part of a … Continue reading

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