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I guess you either die a hero or live long enough to slam a shaken up beer on public transportation

I, like many self obsessed people geniuses, keep a notebook. In recent ones, I started doing a section of times I’ve taken public transportation. Of course even in the best of times it’s not a complete log, mainly because I’m … Continue reading

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“Farewell happy fields, Where joy forever dwells: Hail, horrors, hail.”

Today’s painting is The Fall of the Damned by Peter Paul Rubens Look at this! Wow, that’s metal as fuck! I like all the monsters and beasts in this painting. When most people think of Rubens they think of Today’s … Continue reading

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the void inside

Recently I’ve seen this image flying around twitter (See the full, beautiful, size at foodrepublic.com) The real order should be: Curly fries Waffle fries Steak fries Potato wedges Regular fries Cheese fries and so forth, but shoestring fries second to last … Continue reading

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a bucket of their tears

I just watched Young Frankenstein for like the 112th time. I was introduced to YF by my friend Gabe when I was 14, it was preceded by him saying, “I can’t believe you’ve never seen Young Frankenstein!” Luckily by then … Continue reading

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I would’ve cried to my death

  Chavela Vargas – No Volvere Hi! This is one of my favorite renditions of one of my favorite songs. I’m lucky I never got to watch Chavela live because I would’ve cried to my death, it would’ve been really … Continue reading

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the children need to know about quantum physics

I was listening to this earlier because I find it terribly amusing. You hear that shrill flute? Well it’s actually an Alphonsefone, which is a nose flute that was invented by St. Alphonse back in the 5th century c.e. But … Continue reading

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dismay and sorrow

I’m a little less than halfway through East of Eden by John Steinbeck. I’m strongly considering giving up. It’s not a subtle book, it’s almost melodramatic, it reminds me almost of a telenovela in that respect. So did Light in … Continue reading

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super high falutin

I’m suppose to be working on a thing a friend asked me to write (an introduction his yearlong project) so instead I’m doing this. Mainly because this way I can get some clutter out of my head. I’ve been trying … Continue reading

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but here we are

At the booze store today I saw Chaucer brand mead and I was all “might We buy this mead because we can get trashed and couplets we could write such as ‘looking for something that would be more stimulating that … Continue reading

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we’ll be getting closer to shivering in the dark

A customer came into the store today and like usual I asked him if he was looking for anything in particular. “I need something to kill insects.” “Okay, what kind of bugs are you sending to their demise?” “There’s these … Continue reading

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